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Does Your Sex Drive Diminish

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Does Your Sex Drive Diminish



For you younger folks who ask the question Does your sex drive one day diminish My honest answer is a resounding “NO!” It continues right to the finish A sexy young girl is a sexy young girl No matter how many years have gone by Though we no longer see as well as we used to Young fillies will still catch our eye Please don't think of me as dirty old man Human nature is surely to blame Might as well dig a hole and jump right in If we can't play the ogling game What's more appealing and a treat to the senses Than a pretty young thing in shorts? It turns my crank, my temperature rises It's an exciting old man's sport I'm really just doing what comes naturally If you take that away from us guys Might as well overdose on our Metamucil And bid this cruel world goodbye! © Jack Ellison 2013

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  1. Date: 6/7/2013 8:51:00 AM
    Sex drive?... Think that one's slipped by me... LOL... Now Dragon, you don't have to agree with everything I say... I WAS just joking, you know! Silly Dragon... Young uns' can't live with them and can't live without them...

  1. Date: 6/5/2013 12:47:00 PM
    Funny... but so true... Terry

  1. Date: 6/5/2013 11:15:00 AM
    love the humor and wit that go woth this charming work... it's good to come accross themes like this and still feel greeat about the sunject... you are alive and may not need metamucl ( whatever that is)... :) awesome.. huggs

  1. Date: 6/5/2013 10:34:00 AM
    Hey you!!!! Glad you came clean! ;) Oh come on, Jack! A man is a man...and beauty is beauty! :) I point out the pretty ones to hubby...with a policy...Look, salivate...but don't touch! ;) Sure it works for you too. That last line about the Metamucil made me smile! SO HAPPY TO READ POEMS FROM YOU AGAIN....I'VE MISSED YA! XOXOXOX TEACH!

  1. Date: 6/5/2013 8:58:00 AM
    This is awesome! Good write!- Edward

  1. Date: 6/5/2013 7:18:00 AM
    This is fabulous, I just love this fantastic write my friend! You have presented a tremendous and enlightening poem right here Jack! It is refreshing to read your poetry again, I just love your awesome humor that you show throughout your poems! This one is no exception...such a powerfully hilarious piece! What a supreme poem, Great Work!!