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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required My team is losing, and I'm mad I shouldn't have put all my money down It was supposed to be a sure thing, according to this wise guy Darwin clown He said evolution created the perfect mousetrap But it seems to me those rat bastards been taking a catnap He lied when he said only the strong will survive He told a tale when he said man evolved from a snail He said cats were the strong perfect predator And mice were the weak, weak prey Then how come every time you turn on the news, they say the rat population increases everyday Rats are winning, they got a million times eleven Cats are losing, they got ten thousand times twenty seven Rats are running everywhere, loose in the neighborhood Fat cats are sleeping somewhere, not doing their job like they should Darwin lied when he said survival of the fittest At last check, rat numbers were not getting less Theory of evolution got it wrong again, looks like the wrong team is gonna win Looks like they're running up the score, looks like they're growing more and more Rats are winning, they got five million times eleven Cats are losing, they got ten thousand times twenty seven Rats have gotten brazen, they're eating all the cheese Cats have grown lazy, by the fireplace sleeping cozy Listen up, king cat Mr. Bad predator When you're through taking your nap, if it's not asking too much: After you take your last snore, could you get back to work and catch a few mice that came through the door 'Cause you're losing, and you're losing bad My money is getting thinner, and I'm getting real mad Rats are winning, they got fifty million times eleven Cats are losing, they got ten thousand times twenty seven According to evolution, mice by now should be extinct Instead, I'm putting more traps under the kitchen sink But now I get it: Darwin the big rat is in on the fix The theory of evolution ain't nothing but a Mickey Mouse trick
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