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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required Saw chiro ‘bout a kink in the neck, saw the x-ray and said, “WHAT THE HECK?!?” Pinched nerve to my elbow, doc was a nice fellow, but he WOULDN'T take my credit or check! I run to the ATM for cash, my left buttocks I notice a rash- Spread to my Achilles, just like uncle Billy’s! SO IRRITATED, got in a crash! Ambulance took me to ICU, sphincter upset I started to spew- My intestines ALL ripped! All body parts unzipped.... “Sir, your Uncle Billy's here for you." Dazed I heard a darn hillbilly speak, rambling on 'bout the rash on his CHEEK! Then the chiro walked in, dared to show a big grin :) A KICK in the nuts, he would'a squeaked!!! Body parts used: 1. Neck 2. Elbow 3. Buttocks 4. Achilles 5. Sphincter 6. Intestines A Body Of Work Contest Sponsor : Viv Wigley Date written: September 9, 2016
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