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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required My psychiatrist told me I was crazy. But he was wearing a skirt. I bought a roll of Saran Wrap, then realized I didn't have a Saran to wrap. My dentist told me to see a gynecologist. Ever see the commercial about "Bob" who took a male enhancement product? You tell me what woman would have sex with a guy with such a sickening grin. Or the infamous "Billy Mays" commercials? When asked by my psychiatrist if I had homicial urges, I said, yes- just two. Osama Bin Laden and Billy Mays. I was born in a trauma ward. People complain about airplane food- they ought'a eat here. I've been married so many times, I don't remember my maiden name. Another bizarre commercial; the male enhancement product- to "make that certain part of the male body larger. I took it, you gotta see my nose now! And the commercial that warns men to seek emergency medical help if you have an erection lasting more than four hours...You gotta' be kiddin'- I'd be the most popular man in this trailer park. 4 hours? That'd take me all the way back to 1971. When the going gets tough, go on vacation. If idleness is the devil's work, darn, I'm a new devil worshiper. If I gave you just one smile, you're deranged! Catch ya next time! Tom
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