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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required Pinhead Lizard Ever since he was a young boy He played with balls of fire From church halls to Soho brothels He must have had them all Aint seen nothing like this pinhead In any amusement hall That deaf, dumb and dumber kid Sure plays a mean ol shtick He weeps at mother Mary’s feet Becomes part of the molesting dream Feeling proud at his insulting whit This Pinhead lizard Sure is a wee wee twit The gods looks down in smite and anger That deaf, dumb and dumber kid Sure plays a mean mean shtick He’s a pinhead lizard Maybe he’s drunk and very pissed That pinhead lizard sure has a mean twist How do you think he justifies God sure hasn’t got a clue What makes him an evil lizard? Should have made him into a shoe Aint got no education Can’t bear the voices of reason Don’t see no lights bulbs in that ones head Makes no sense, but tosses insults like stale bread He thought he was the charmer He’s just a pinhead lizard with no crown Ever since he was young boy That lizard never grew up He defames Jesus and preaches Are all the lizards this lame? He has his flip flop slippers No wonder he always falls Never failing to de-fame He’s a pinhead lizard Maybe he’s drunk and very pissed That pinhead lizard sure has a mean mean twist Written Sep 14, 2001 Parody on the song Pinball Wizard and a video game at the time!
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