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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required Dragon put out his shingle to be a psycho-analyst. He claims he can cure the blues, in one single visit! Also says he can stop those bent on suicide, And clean out everybody’s sinuses, in a New York Minute! Actually, I've seen it done, as he takes patients, For a very exciting ride, and I do literally mean RIDE! Remember! This is Dragon! Once he gets something in his head, There’s no changing, that there TIDE! Yes, it is Dragon that grabs the bling ring! And he provides the highs… Whenever someone is low… He flies them to the skies… But then pretends to let them go… OH! Yes, he even does, barrel rolls… But when they fall, he always catches them… we hope, Before they finally hit the blooming ground! Yes, if by now, they have made, it onto his back… The fun never stops, as he flies the great beyond! He loves to flitter wildly, back and forth, and to zig zag sharply, To and fro, throwing them all about… By this point, they have been known to sing, Though at such a height, no one knows, what they shout! He then adds to the fun! Don’t you know! As he sputters out, Not to mention… while flying upside down! There’s never a single yawn! As he does a loop de loop, backwards… Yea, I know! He’s such a clown! It’s said, he can provide the most spiritual experience, Anyone in this world has ever known, bar none. Oh! Don’t forget the long distance, free fall, dive bomb runs! That he’s not very good at pulling out of! Then there are his landings, or as I call them “Crash attacks”! For by the time he’s finally landed back… He’s hit nearly every tree in our great big forest…. Tho only nicks most before the GREAT BIG SMACK! When they get off: They bow down and kiss the ground in absolute, Undeniable prayer, earnestly done! At first, no one wants to talk about it much, A few have been known to be silent, for nigh on a full month. But the one undeniable truth, that they’re always found… Before reaching the beautiful hollowed ground… Is that they suddenly see the greatness and wonder…of their life, Which they left below, so earthly bound! You can say, Dragon teaches everyone to hold on tightly for the ride. And if you weren’t a saint or believer! By the time he’s done, You WILL be praying for God to provide! As a few have been known to thankfully cry! NO one has needed to go up twice! I sometimes earnestly wonder why? But now, be ready, for all to behold… The wonderful commemorative bling ring, he’ll give to you, to hold! Yes, he made it just especially, for YOU! And at the low cost of $19.95, as he says on his Internet site… If you don’t like it… You can go up, again, until he gets it right! Written 3-11-2014 For: Tickle My Funny Bone Contest
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