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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required A pet more exotic I'd wanted. A pet to be groomed and then flaunted. not a dog or a cat something cooler than that! I began my search feeling undaunted In a pet store I came on a ferret. Such a pain he was! How did I bear it? Under doors and through cracks He'd escape from me. AAAACH!! So I traded him in for a parrot. Well, the parrot just wanted to fly! And that bird knew more bad words than I. When he called me a whore, I threw open the door: “Now you’re getting your wish, Bird. BYE BYE! A boa constrictor I bought, He’d like to be cuddled, I thought, But he wrapped and he squeezed, As I gasped and I wheezed, And offered the rat that I’d caught. A bowl of piranha I won - I played Baccarat with a nun - And they wiggled their bums, So I tickled their tums, But bones ’stead of fingers aint fun. My elderly aunt sent a text, Suggesting tarantulas next, But my spider alas, Took a bite of my ass: My pet-owning hobby is hexed. I went to the pet shop, I swear, But nothing I wanted was there - To my pets I am prey, So I went on eBay, And purchased a big teddy bear. for Darkness' Grab A Partner collaboration contest, written with a good Soup friend
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