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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required What is it about women That makes them think their role Is to deprive their starving husbands Of the food that feeds their soul So I’m a few pounds overweight Really, that’s no big deal I want to eat the food I like It’s how it makes me feel She says that fruit is good for me Takes pains to tell me why Well breakfast’s an important meal So I have apple pie She’s always pushing food at me Like vegetables and nuts So I oblige reluctantly With two or three doughnuts What is the problem I protest I’m doing what you ask Just change how you prepare them That’s not too hard a task It matters not, I always say If I don't do what I'm told I won't live much longer anyway I'm already pretty old They keep on persisting Like they could not care less About us poor men's wishes And disregard our happiness It’s degrading when I have to sneak Into the Cookie jar She’s guarding o’er the candy dish I have to steal a chocolate bar It’s bad for me she tells me It’ll cause all kinds of ills I say that's impossible ’Cause I’m taking all these pills I’ve finally caved, I’ve given in So my health I do not botch So I’ll just sit here brooding And finish my bottle of scotch
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