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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required What Did We Get Stuck in 2012 The doctors in the OR had a busy time this year Freeing things that got stuck in rectum, nose or ear Or any other orifice that lies within our bod The list of all the things they found is really kind of odd Within the ear, a button, a toothpick and hairpin A screwdriver and a drinking straw were also found therein A key, a piece of paper, a little plastic dart A fly and an eraser were also lodged in part Within the nose a Dixie cup, barrette and colored pencil A nickel, BB pellets, and a small plastic utensil A screw, a bead, a pick-up stick and a little plastic toy Two nostrils filled with magnets in just one little boy Within the throat a lemon seed, maxi pad and thimble A key-chain ring, a toy plane, some kids are really nimble Within the rectum, a loaf of bread, a crayon and a lighter A small hand wrench, a vial of salts, were stuck there even tighter And I won’t even mention what was found in some who-hoos Or even try to question the things that some girls use And the men are no exception when it comes to getting stuck You’d be surprised what they used to size, and then ran out of luck And wouldn’t you love to hear the stories these patients told the staff And see the faces of the docs as they tried so not to laugh Uncle Mike's Wisdom of the Web
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