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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required Though I ain't a cordon bleu chef as the title might imply, I can still whip up gourmet fare in the blink of an eye! And to an oven or a fryin' pan I need not be a slave, As long I can open cans and boxes and use my microwave! No need for me to spend hours cookin' on languid afternoons, Makin' a mess with spatulas, blenders and tablespoons. I can simply open a box and fix Kraft's macaroni and cheese, Or thaw Marie Callender's lasagna from a carton in a breeze! Ah, the variety of Campbell's soups I can extract from a tin, All prepared to perfection, not too thick and not too thin. Doesn't take me long to create a scrumptious mulligan stew - Just open a can of Dinty Moore and heat it up is all I do! I never bother makin' vanilla waffles anymore from scratch, When I can thaw Eggo things from a box and enjoy a tasty batch! Thanks to my handy microwave I can fix Sara Lee frozen pies - I didn't bake 'em but my gullible guests think otherwise! My side kick Chef Boy-r-Dee and I make a fine spaghetti, And also unrivaled ravioli, tortelline and capelleti! I'm always happy to share with others the secret of my success, And the proper presentation of fine cuisine with panache and finesse! Entry for Lewis Raynes' "I Love Food" Contest)
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