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Big Ass Glasses
Ogden Nash once penned us On our social status Thus: "Men don't make passes At girls who wear glasses." But picture his surprise Should he suddenly arise; How much it would astound, So much now's turned around? It sure would give him pause, What fires men today; 'cause Now they aim their passes At girls with big asses! Forget glasses! No girl Gives men any quarrel Because of that old vex: Refractory index. Today, no ifs or buts, Her big rear end is what's All their lust's focused on. Somehow, though, it must dawn On her, also, to infer; Maybe he delights her. Whatever...some 'ass' is Sure to gaze through her glasses In hopes to reach her heart Before her butt end part. He'll stare into her eyes And pray that she complies. Must Ogden Nash today Revise his saw to say That, "Men don't make passes At girls with small asses?" We, the lolling masses, Must view all these asses. We shake our heads and muse, What's our next sex abuse?
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