Free online greeting card maker or poetry art generator. Create free custom printable greeting cards or art from photos and text online. Use PoetrySoup's free online software to make greeting cards from poems, quotes, or your own words. Generate memes, cards, or poetry art for any occasion; weddings, anniversaries, holidays, etc (See examples here). Make a card to show your loved one how special they are to you. Once you make a card, you can email it, download it, or share it with others on your favorite social network site like Facebook. Also, you can create shareable and downloadable cards from poetry on PoetrySoup. Use our poetry search engine to find the perfect poem, and then click the camera icon to create the card or art.
Enter Title (Not Required)
Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required You wake up one morning, And what to your surprise? You look down at the package, Seems like it shrank in size! You order this new product, What else are you to do? It's guaranteed to give you growth, Perhaps an inch or two! Pop a pill twice daily, Results you'll see in weeks; Rapid manhood is what you crave, Virility's what you seek You grab yourself a handful, Enough to fill a cup; With a tall glass of water, They're downed in one big gulp You feel a weird sensation, At least for a moment or two; What once resembled a weiner, Looks more like a raw cashew! You run around in circles, Your brain's all awhirl; The entire block's awakened, You're screaming like a girl! Gentlemen, pay attention! You don't have to be a steer; Listen very carefully, These words I hope you'll hear... If you wanna please your woman, It ain't the size of your part; Love's not given in inches, Love's given from the heart
Enter Author Name (Not Required)