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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required continued from Pt 1 With my name underneath!/ I said "Who is keith?"/ She looked over her shoulder,/ The room got colder,/ When she harshly whispered "you!"/ That's when she rose from her seat, and with her feet started using Kung-Fu./ Like she was a Kangaroo!/ She beat me black and blue./ Then I heard her scream "That's for taking advantage of my virtue!/ When I finally came too, I was moist with dew./ I felt sick and prayed it was not swine flu!/ I found a Doctor nearby./ He was also a Rabbi./ I had a lot of ails including pinkeye./ He cured me and took me into the "matrix" like on Sci-Fi./ He then taught me the ways of the samurai!/ I was now ready, for with one hand I could catch a housefly!/ I adjusted my necktie, and told the Rabbi goodbye./ I began my next journey under the blue sky./ Off after that whore I must rectify!/ Note: for Constance La France contest "A Magical Journey" - If I offended anyone with this piece I apologize It was written only to be morbidly humourous..... NOTE: Had to alter for contest because of size. This is the actual way it ends. Jimmy
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