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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required Increase In Head Size impossible mission to encapsulate notion flitting hither and yon, to and fro within cranium attached to mine body, whereby irrefutable proof prevails predicated when yours truly scrutinizes other people visibly aware, I a modest married male blessed, gifted, whence after Scottish Tartan welcome mat unrolled allowing, enabling, and providing yours truly as former Beatle browed foo fighting afterlife member with grateful dead Mötley Crüe subsequently quoted posthumously far and wide as generic, yet proud mortal with ability to garner massive fount of knowledge accrued throughout mein kampf, yet wonders how such cumulative learning jam packed tightly within sixty plus shades of gray matter) nonetheless garden variety Homo sapien got genetically cheated, gypped, stinted, et cetera concerning diminutive measurement of his hirsute covered thinker in other words, a disappointment prevails regarding smaller than average head size housing the ways and means to transport yours truly upon little feet for a grown man. mine nippy nap noopy noggin (property of doodling dandy Yankee) yanked with unsubstantiated figurative yen noah wide dee ya - Hawaii or when, Yukon ask me to Maui, where, why or how then thine ark of insight fullness arose, nevertheless yours truly doth pen (the above and following words), regarding... pondering aha moment linkedin with expanding cranium capacity reference made to poem title (observation not applicable; i.e. denied writer of these words, - who considers himself clodpoll), a lyft in main gate of me consciousness did open escorting uber snorting noble... what the f*** taurus driving Ford; aries (actually arise zing) cheese silly steering toward toreador eventually ramming esse caped bull rider capricorn to pisces, similar to no contest among mice and men or torturous quirky physiologically experimental signature laboratory rat in a cage tormented viz black barbed dollops scientist tapping into her/his scrunched ken grateful for fee fie foe fum cussing anti-vivisectionists which aforestated ruse - stirs analogous accompaniment with mother clucking hen chosen poetic themed wordsmith housed in his mancave den. this wheely tireless confusion royally loopy gobbledygook invisibly emanating gassy gut head eureka moment (regarding figurative crash test dummy awakening) drove home this aye opening pissed tin, peculiar, pated preserve. four score minus seventeen years ago bonjour earthlinked contemplative - bore ring emotive fella, regarding yours truly otherwise three score and three year old mortal cannot pinpoint if thee essential addle skull measurement housing fifth, sixth, seventh... heavenly strung out dimensions of mine built-in bonafide helmet lesser more smaller than average heard from a digital thread, reputable ted talk, electronic broadband transmitted podcast, et cetera, these bland words readable material in store categorized as reasonable rhyming article of faith conveyed courtesy no coat hangers devoid graphic erotica for any journeying, wayfaring voyeur peeking thru virtual keyhole door ration online or elsewhere bred such as storied pay periodical, nor can I lay vouchsafe these myopic gray brown eyes bore awareness fey via watching an exposé. though lack of identifying you dear anonymous reader, thee might think bistro, milieu, venue, et cetera, one comment true lee can be averred with certainty. sometime within a small crick number of years ago, a kick a** super tramp crowned cow lick a phenomenal humongous slick cranium tried to play cheap trick. subsequently, this beastie boy experienced a numb skull syndrome while linkedin to this zone seize hoar sal lad frosted stone er flakey state, this acute up pone hirsute, oblate spheroid hone betook chrome dome grown. spongiform territory noodle could now know wing lee hone a vaster tract even a poe Pudd'nhead Wilson like myself understand ably venerated woke full perception! ma mind took laser like focus, which brought notice, viz enlargement of sacred brain power, and hence spurred the above title once me noggin came to this hyper awareness frame (some unknown small game number of years gone by), name ming deliberate scrutiny cherished tame intelligent pod wither ya find me vain. visual cognition alerted - holy cow my curiosity how circumference of ancillary cerebral domain now impossible mission to scrutinize anatomical accouterment, which suffered sucker punch bam plow wing squarely into twisted snubbed button nose (another undersized, albeit anatomical feature of mine) wore loosely, wobbly atop shoulders without doubt mine mean toe head became larger since taking vow visual stock (of said) most vital wow constituent body part. aye aint got any hard data (hmm... maybe Cambridge Analytica might know a tidbit or two) pertaining to this indisputable cognizance, where expanding cerebral gray matter iz concerned. only via circumspection (more so refined since the recent forced quantum leap into muddled, molly coddled, middle age), this distinct heady revelation vied to be capitalized, gratified, and limned into some semblance of tangential cogency.
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