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His hair long and plausive. Bastard Masturbating a glitter, He wants to be loved.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Sylvia Plath |

Carolyn Burnham: What are you doing? Lester Burnham: Nothing. Carolyn Burnham: You were masturbating! Lester Burnham: I was not. Carolyn Burnham: Yes you were! Lester Burnham: Oh, all right! So shoot me, I was whacking off! That's right, I was choking the bishop, chafing the carrot, you know, saying 'hi' to my monster!

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | American Beauty |

I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Mike Tyson |

If you have sex with your clone, are you gay or are you masturbating?

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