Best Wench Poems

In the dusting of the Springtime
Fate spawns a tale of passions need
To instigate with warming touch
The flowering of longing seed

Love’s tenderness adrift and pure 
Awaft on every evening breeze
Sweet scented thoughts of yesterday
Soft whimsy’d memories to seize

Awakening a season’s lust
For life entices springtime’s wench
Bathe in...

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Limerick : Once a typsy Toddy-Tapper took Wench

Once a typsy Toddy-Tapper took Wench
Up coco-nut tree with monkey wrench
He pumped her full toddy
Till Wench was tight giddy
But she hung on to ? nuts with wrench.

© T. Wignesan – Paris,  2013...

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TRENCHANT WENCH FROM THE UNROMANTIC MIDLANDS


In the pub, I serve out the pints
My comely bosom gives a hint of home
And what men are escaping from – dreary sex
With housewives who scour the sink with vigour

Trim the joint and lard the fowl
Gristles of fat clinging to...

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   "Wedding of a Wench"


a joyous celebration promised arrived on lacy invitation
bring only your smile as a gift to offer congratulations
but my cousin, Marlene, was known as a troublemaker all her life
now so hard to imagine she'd make any man a good wife.

more...

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Cap'n & the Wench  *part the fifth*

Says the Wench to the Cap'n " We'll dabble in Real Estate!" 
So says the Cap'n to the Wench " 'Twould seem 'tis our Fate!

As Tales are often Told from Time to Time & Again~ 
So doth it...

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Cap'n & the Wench  *part the fourth*

Says the Wench t'the Cap'n "Me thinks I'll 'ave me some White Lightnin' " 
So says the Cap'n t'the Wench "Go right ahead Me Dear~
Fer y've ne'er been quite so Frightnin' "

With an Evil Grin & a Twinkle...

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Cap'n & the Wench  *part the third*

Says the Wench t'the Cap'n "Me thinks I'll have me a Gin!" 
So says the Cap'n t'the Wench " Go right ahead Me Dear~
Fer now I'll surely Win!"

With an Evil Grin & a Twinkle in his Eye~ 
So's...

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"Cap'n & the Wench"   *part the first*

Says the Wench to the Cap'n "I thinks I'll have Me a Beer!" 
So says the Cap'n to the Wench " Go right ahead Me Dear!" 

With an Evil Grin & a Twinkle in his Eye~ 
So's...

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Cap'n & the Wench *part the second*

Says the Wench to the Cap'n "I thinks I'll have Me a Tequila!" 
So says the Cap'n to the Wench "Go right ahead Me Dear~
I'll be hard a'lee ta feel Ya!"

With an Evil Grin & a Twinkle in his...

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Wallowing, wading,
without water wench withers–
Wiggle wench, wiggle...

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Oh, ye scallywags
Ye think ye have this maid?
Your charming boons
Shall make me swoon
And in your bed be laid?

No! No! You bucks
You rusty mucks!
Ne’r with the likes of thee
My precious gift
Shall not be riffed
Not even for a fee!

I’ll serve your ale
And hear your tale
But then begone...

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he stores his grapes
and warehouses his
wine
he grapples with men
and has concubines
his mighty hands
grasps these men
his strength so strong
it comes from within
might he fight
and stand jis ground
folk shall come from all around
his down fall
shall come
from a whore
the one his son
worships and adores
he to is caught
in her...

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Might I speak love to the standing wench 
And her offer the space on my bench? 
Will I ever the strong urge quench 
To praise her in The Finest French? 

I should my passions share with a wench 
I could never from her Adoration wrench...

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a hundred and three days the man was there.
until a woman in a mans robe spoke to him,
she deepened her voice so she couldn't be recognized.
she told him that he had been fooled!
his sons and his concubine has tricked him.
he was the father of the...

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Hillary 
Mean, cold hearted, and calculating.
A socialist, self-serving wannabe.
Bill thinks she is emasculating
And to the office she is mockery.

Liar, liar, her pants on fire,
Corrupt and above the law.
I think she’s in it for the power
From her ticket she should withdraw.

Opponents question her credibility
And think she...

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