Ex-WoW Players Hate Me - Part Two
Ex-WoW Player’s Hate Me.
...I’ll still be playing with my little Gnomies,
Guildie Homies
And a big ol’ Boar.
Are you keeping score?
If not write a recipe.
I just learned three and it thrilled me to pieces.
Time to take a pause...
You need the applause,
For claiming your game is better, ok, whatever. Whether, or whenever, or whatever you say to me,
I hold my disbelief in your entire mentality.
You have never been right about anything about me! Never have been.
Never will be.
Nothing’s changing but the weather,
And whatever the score I’m still here playing, Whatever it is you’re saying,
But some noob needs advice,
So do you get what I’m saying?
Brb to you when I’m in the mood.
Got to go make my Tauren Paladin say Moo!
Not to you of course,
You’re busy murdering pixels in your chosen game,
Your chosen Call,
But I only kill these things in a fantasy world.
Don’t need realism in my imagination.
Don’t care for a nation, or a flag to fly under.
I have a dragon to ride
And a bridge to swoop under just for fun, yeah.
Go find another new game to own
And I will still be here playing WoW.
It’s a thing that I got
And you ain’t taking it from me!
D’jah get me?
Got Bone through the speakers and some herbs to get. This calls collect; do you wish to accept?
Or just close your eyes to the possibility
Of anybody but you being right?
Aight!
Peace!
I’ll leave you to it.
You can keep on talking.
I’m out of here...
Grinding you down is sooooo boring.
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