Neighborhood Watch - Suburban Sex

I saw her watching me through the window While I was working in my yard With the years that have piled up on me My body is no longer very hard But the sun was high in the sky So I took off my t-shirt I was enjoying her secretly watching me And figured no one was getting hurt Then I noticed through the other window There was another set of eyes now watching me And I remembered her daughter was staying there She had just turned twenty-three Both mother and daughter were playing with themselves While watching from a different room Pretending that they were a brand-new bride Imagining me being their secret groom Now I make sure that they both are home Before I go out to cut my grass I always notice the opening in the bedroom curtains And how clean they keep the glass I started working out to get in better shape Like any egotistical and vain man would And I guess it goes without saying We have the best kept lawn in the neighborhood