Humor Poems | Examples of Humor Poetry

CHEERY – O Off You go, Cheerio. It has been fun, You did silly things. You made me laugh a lot And it was almost enough To make me love you forever. But then I found the laugh was on me. You were joking away,...Read the rest...

A few things laws may him deprive, Trump still to White House may arrive. And if serves felony, May collect a bounty Of horse and gun and Dollars five. A law renown as ass, At times is laughing gas, He that looks...Read the rest...

It's the weekend (Friday night). Lisa and I are hangin’, music’s playing, and we’re rummaging through my suitcase, for an outfit option, for me, tonight. Call it cliché, but we like going out - and...Read the rest...

I sit up in my bed. The tiny reading lamp sends out searchlight rays in my dim-lit bedroom on this stormy night. Duggie the dachshund searches tenaciously behind my back, into my embroidered pillow. He is, above all,...Read the rest...

There once was a farmer named Larry With a hundred cows at his dairy Larry did his best Hired help for the rest Milking that many cows was scary ...Read the rest...

Imagine this – if you have the courage: scientists just conquered Death, the scourge and fear of mankind for millennia. But not everyone’s shouting halleluljah. Foremost are religionists and lobbyists; both groups are especially furious by this. The first because...Read the rest...

You Are Always on my Mind: A Note From Your Stalker Today I saw you leaving I watched you pull away Then I jumped into my car And followed you all day You are always on my mind You are always...Read the rest...

I fear that we must put all our political eggs in one bastard...Read the rest...

They tease me, Vying for my attention Behind the bakery display case. Voluptuous, some bursting with fruit, The brazen, the coquettish, They tease me. Which to pick? The Austrian strudel or Danish Vying for my attention? Impetuously taking her In my...Read the rest...

You came by to give her a surprise. Her shorts and top were a feast for the eyes. She says he was there to teach her trig. Your doin' the jealousy jig! She tells amazing...Read the rest...

Bro this isn’t fair How can they do this to me How can they dare How ruthless can they be? I know my civil rights They don’t even know That i’m about to really turn on the lights I’m about to expose...Read the rest...

As a prank he dressed up in drag But his cover soon hit a snag With size seventeen shoes His tongue loosened with booze The cat was soon out of the bag ...Read the rest...

He’s a very famous shell-man. Who thought he was coated with teflon. Can a narcissist be taught a lesson? By him, the prosecutor and judge were threatened, could the legal system withstand his aggression? Yeah, his guilt was proven beyond...Read the rest...

This is the saga of Veronica Vole Who committed the perfect crime. She murdered three lovers, But not all at once, She did 'em in one at a time. The first was a lemur, A two-timing schemer, Who seduced all thirteen of...Read the rest...

You're tired of studying the spring? Rise above that and learn to swing. It's oscillatory motion, you bum, The science of the pendulum....Read the rest...