Silly Poems | Examples of Silly Poetry

First make your base using all the pages of your poetry submissions. Simmer 20 years or so or until your first acceptance. Add the vowels one at a time (and maybe Y but prob'ly not). Use A B...Read the rest...

 In fall its leave color browish red and orange Oak tree nature meaning occult Ever think of owning sapplings known as oaklings Oaklings somewhat oak like I have seen Oarfish I certainly  oufgushed I hail from Oaktown. I dress flashy some say obscenely, I...Read the rest...

"Sung to the tune of Disney's song: 'Cruella DeVil'." Diddy DeVil, Diddy DeVil, No little green Martian, Is not who you kill, You like to yodel, yodel, At will, Oh Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, DeVil. Oh Diddy is mean, Oh Diddy is fast, The White...Read the rest...

Rams have two horns on top of their head the better to butt you and leave you for dead ...Read the rest...

Used to be a very strange bed, Put a quarter in and it would vibrate instead. I have pups that do the...Read the rest...

Tried to get out the door, Have been to this day before! Card games were all the rage, ...Read the rest...

(4-9 beat) The painter said? I need rollers and work pants I pled Paint brushes too Get my brushes now I say to you Floor sheet I need Cover the floor do not use speed Ladder I plead Spray can the wall done .Time...Read the rest...

The carrots jumped up and grabbed my nose, Swatted them back down with my toes! Spinach curled round my fork, ...Read the rest...

Whoosh! Swish! Clang! It's the six o'clock kitchen band! Whoosh of paper towels off the roll. Swish as...Read the rest...

I've always lived in Southern California. I've never heard of summer rain. This notion, I have to say, quite honestly, Strikes me as insane.    I might as well speak of fluffy penguins Who live in the Sahara, Or opine on...Read the rest...

For us to Grasp the Love There are promises of . . . Of us The promises Are there for Love to grasp . . . Grasp to us For the promises of Love are there . . . There are promises of us for Love to...Read the rest...

I think of scary things, it seems, As dogs that jump like cats, in dreams. They say I spend too much time caring With no reasons for such scaring; That, I should learn to relax at...Read the rest...

I live in a house of seventy gables With twenty kitchens and as many tables. It's good for both winter and summer weathers, 'Cuz, in Spring, it flies - it's made of feathers!...Read the rest...

Some hills come alive with a music sound. Where I live, there are hills all around. But listen to me. Let me tell you, bud, The only sound these hills make is "thud"....Read the rest...

killed it it is dead its over just stop it now it is the very end its enough over i said...over! "please...." and it is back. all that, undoing gone down the drain bye... "I'm sorry..." hi, lets start again? " it's okay " what's next?...Read the rest...