Hilarious Poems | Examples of Hilarious Poetry

Have you ever pondered why chickens can't snore Or why elephants can't jump four feet off the floor Chickens don't have noses In fact they don't have toesies And if an elephant could jump, it would destroy the decor ...Read the rest...

An idea whispers, sneaking in on cat’s paws, a sly grin curling at the edges, as I sip morning coffee, unaware. It dances on tiptoes, skipping across my mind, twirling, pirouetting, a ballerina in a china shop. My thoughts, the porcelain, shatter in its...Read the rest...

the infamous tornado mosquito bit Serena and her neck was infected. The head will have to be amputated, doc said when he inspected. But how will I see and hear? How will I let my family know...Read the rest...

I know a hag who begs for loot She is wheelchair bound like me too Her soft skills are fake, this ol' koot. I ask her to stop, do I seem rude? The staff tell her to stop this...Read the rest...

A man that is supposed to be a Super Hero Is really a zero No courage Unable to protect and defend All pretend Fearless not ready for any challenge No leverage At least that is what I think Captain Fearless afraid of a...Read the rest...

Step right up and have a lick of this it will make you smack your lips with sweet vavoom that you can't miss its will cure your all, plus its got zip Common...Read the rest...

If you like rich men You can wait for me to win The lottery first....Read the rest...

KEY: A: An American Man B: A British Man *It be a late evening in a semi-lively lightly plastered crowded pub near Bavarian Village in Hyde Park, London, England, UK. A: "Charlie 'Ole England, hey, my friend!" B: "Eh,...Read the rest...

I wanted to build a skylight in my place. My friends thought it was spurious. So I went and built it anyway. Now the neighbors above me are furious. I got a dog a few months ago, but he doesn't...Read the rest...

ODD SOCKS EVERYWHERE! I wake up in the morning, And I don't know what to do, I can only find odd socks, This morning I have an interview! There's some with characters, But I can only find one, not...Read the rest...

Miss Bellmont, you know the type, expresses everything with hype. At a gala party not long ago her bra strap suddenly let go as she danced the ballroom floor. To the astonishment of all guests, she described her falling breasts as an...Read the rest...

James and Peter Found a messed up cat litter Close by at Peter's A cat is amiss The litter smells of cat's piss The missus remiss The miss is too slow To clean the cat's messy show The cat meows in woe The cat...Read the rest...

Asleep in the bottom drawer A place I now call home I hear a voice call my name "Sockie, Sockie" where are you I am here I seem to yell But my voice was muffled By rolls of clothing hell I listen...Read the rest...

Like, Yogi and Boo-Boo out on the trail. With heads in the clouds it’s easy to smell food; even that on the ground. Three porridges eaten when found. If questioned they’ll call it a tall tail....Read the rest...

. i remember slahm ...Read the rest...