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Funny Poems That'll Make Your Day & Make You Laugh

Read popular funny poems that will make you laugh, giggle, or smile. Humor in literature and especially poetry has a long history. Whether it is a funny poem that rhymes and makes you laugh or a subtly engaging and witty way of expressing a thought, everyone loves humor. Read and share these funny poems full of wit and wisdom and then write your own by using these as tips for writing funny poetry. Maybe you will get a laugh out of someone and make their day. 
Garage Salin'
Up in the mornin’ and out the door. Goin’ garage salin’ some more Shop, shop, shop, shop She’ll have me out there until we drop ...Read the rest...
Categories: funny, humor,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member A SONG THAT WILL ONLY MAKE SENSE TO EAST COASTERS! CANADA
A SONG THAT WILL ONLY MAKE SENSE TO EAST COASTERS! (CANADA) A heritage that we...Read the rest...
Categories: funny, humorous, ocean, song,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Soup Compared to Poetry Soup
Summertime, summertime And homemade vegetable soup This is no place for fruity loops Only foods from the garden that rhyme Oh! Give us soup in the summertime One writes tomatoes, another squash Another corn with peppers by gosh End with dessert a...Read the rest...
Categories: funny,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Dogtrot
There is only one port-a-pot and all the pups are quite distraught. The largest bladder of all inside a poodle so small! He’s peeing at a full dogtrot!...Read the rest...
Categories: animal, cute, dog, funny,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Fini Takes a Lover
I haven't the heart to tell her, and love takes many forms, so who am I to judge, and who would I be, if I ripped it away? so I'll wait, until she gets bored, or the box disintegrates. ...Read the rest...
Categories: cat, devotion, funny love,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Madam
A woman preferred to be called madam, Her chin’s level was at highest kingdom; She bought a precious kayak, To show she’s ma’am of luck; At noon, she cried over her first huge scam. At last, this woman changed her...Read the rest...
Categories: change, funny,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member I Love, I Love To Love
I love, I love Yes, I love to love Like a genius in love Like a fool in deep love I love like no one ever loves Like I love watching the doves Drifting up and down in the sky Below and...Read the rest...
Categories: appreciation, cute love, funny
Form: Rhyme
Cartoons
Cartoons makes me laugh Creation of ingenious Great human outlet....Read the rest...
Categories: creation, engagement, funny, inspiration,
Form: Haiku
My Heart was Captivated
Whenever I hear your name, My heart starts to pound I don't know if it's lame, But in my eyes, thousands of emotions can be found. At first, I don't know if it's love Having that feeling makes my heart...Read the rest...
Categories: funny, boy, feelings, for him,
Form: Rhyme
Rush Hour
I run to my next class with industrious speed, I have to make it before the bell Damn it, my car broke down the day before the deadline, what the hell I leap my body through the...Read the rest...
Categories: anxiety, funny, homework, humor,
Form: Limerick
True Love Calls
The mourning dove’s perch coo signals he’s alone: Calling to another as a life-long mate, searching to find a love he can call his own and form a bond so strong it shall not abate. Death cannot these creatures’...Read the rest...
Categories: funny love, hyperbole, lost
Form: Ottava rima
If I Had My Time Over Again
If I had my time over again I wouldn't eat that take out. My stomach rumbled in the den And diarrhea I had no doubt. I ran quickly to the toilet. Unfortunately, I didn't make it. ...Read the rest...
Categories: funny, humor,
Form: Rhyme
A Celestial Trap
Got stuck in a celestial trap, Found myself nowhere within the gap. Fell only for the crap, Driving me insane with this verbose map! Poke my nose, pinch my ear, Don't want to reach near those lusty deer.  Pierced by your Cupid's arrow, Never learned before...Read the rest...
Categories: blessing, emotions, funny love,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Bridge Day
Tried to get out the door, Have been to this day before! Card games were all the rage, ...Read the rest...
Categories: funny, 12th grade, childhood, community,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Decadent Duo
Tacos and pizza, I cannot choose between them; Decadent duo....Read the rest...
Categories: food, funny,
Form: Senryu

Specific Types of Funny Poems

Read wonderful funny poetry on the following sub-topics: adults, birthday, christmas, friends, friendship, graduation, kids, life, love, rhyme, school, silly, teachers and more.

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