Explosive Offense And Defense

Things have not changed in the small town as Cool Hand Lucas drove passed the Shanghai go go which has been out of the money due to a parking permit issue in which the traffic chief never let go in pursuing until putting the inquiry to bed last week.

Apparently he went into the take out restaurant and caught them giving the thrasher treatment to the shrimp tempura. And then when the wicket would not open to the empire that never had any patrons the traffic chief started the honest questioning.

He concluded everything was official, slapped a parking permit fine on the place and since this was the final straw the establishment maturely claimed they were out of the money.

“I truly believed they were full of gold,” Cool Hand Lucas said to himself pulling into a parking lot where he was to present the lineman’s check to the offensive personal who created a defensive situation by being too offensive.

Taking the envelope out of the glove compartment Cool Hand Lucas stepped out of the car to meet up with the grit iron great. “Hey running back you got that check for me,”

“Yeah, too bad you never gave me a hole to work with,” Cool Hand Lucas reminded his teammate.

“You know that guy from that Asian restaurant had top rocket supplies in his basement,”

“Top rocket, oh I would have gone with another fireworks company, myself.”

“Why is that running back?”

“Hey lineman let me handle the football and we will only have entertaining fireworks in the sky” Cool Hand Lucas said about defending his turf in his hometown paradise when invisible money started to flow.

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