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Best Famous Mark Twain Quotes

Best famous Mark Twain quotes. Find, read, and share the best famous quotations by Mark Twain. These are the most popular quotations and best examples of quotes by Mark Twain.

Famous Mark Twain Quotes

Quote Left Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody is watching. Quote Right
Quote Left Protestant parents still keep a Bible handy in the house, so that the children can study it, and one of the first things the little boys and g... Quote Right
Quote Left The election makes me think of a story of a man who was dying. He had only two minutes to live, so he sent for a clergyman and asked him, "Whe... Quote Right
Quote Left Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. Quote Right
Quote Left If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. Quote Right
Quote Left The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. Quote Right
Quote Left It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt. Quote Right
Quote Left It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them. Quote Right
Quote Left My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. Quote Right
Quote Left The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause. Quote Right
Quote Left We are chameleons, and our partialities and prejudices change place with an easy and blessed facility, and we are soon wonted to the change and happy in it. Quote Right
Quote Left It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare. Quote Right
Quote Left There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist. Funny Quote Right
Quote Left It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. Sports Quote Right
Quote Left I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. Quote Right
Quote Left Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. Quote Right
Quote Left It is easier to stay out than get out. Quote Right
Quote Left Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. Quote Right
Quote Left The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year. Quote Right
Quote Left What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing he knew nobody had said it before. Quote Right
Quote Left Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. Quote Right
Quote Left Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand. Quote Right
Quote Left Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example. Quote Right
Quote Left Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to. Quote Right
Quote Left I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. Quote Right
Quote Left The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane. Quote Right
Quote Left Of all the creatures ever made, Man is the most detestable. He is the only creature that inflicts pain for sport, knowing it to be pain. Quote Right
Quote Left October. This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks in. The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August, and February. Quote Right
Quote Left Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. Quote Right
Quote Left Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. Quote Right

Member Quotes About Mark Twain

Quote Left I want a cool pen name like Mark Twain. Quote Right