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Best Famous Spike Milligan Quotes

Best famous Spike Milligan quotes. Find, read, and share the best famous quotations by Spike Milligan. These are the most popular quotations and best examples of quotes by Spike Milligan.

Famous Spike Milligan Quotes

Quote Left In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife. Quote Right
Quote Left Money can't buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy. Quote Right
Quote Left Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex. Quote Right
Quote Left I'm a hero with coward's legs. Quote Right
Quote Left Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. Quote Right
Quote Left Contraceptives should be used on all conceivable occasions. Quote Right
Quote Left A man once asked to shake hands with me, the greatest Englishman who ever lived. I replied, F**k off, I'm Irish. Quote Right
Quote Left Do you know what I like about the Irish team ? They are the only team to who come off at the end of the game and ask "Who won ?". Quote Right
Quote Left Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs Quote Right
Quote Left Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy. Quote Right
Quote Left For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string. Quote Right
Quote Left Do you know what I like about the Irish team ? They are the only team to who come off at the end of the game and ask 'Who won ?'. Quote Right
Quote Left Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs? Quote Right