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Don't Post Poetry Here!!! Everything to make us smile - anecdotes, stories, fun things to do, etc. But NOT Poetry.
11/21/2013 1:11:18 AM
Kileem Al Lishmiin Posts: 3
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Tension Relief Program or TRP is a new treatment for a condition from which many of us suffer.
Step 1: Say "Footboatgoose" 3 times.
Step 2: Laugh.
If you cannot laugh, try restarting the program.
Saying "footboatgoose" 3 times may summon goofballs with bad hair, foul language, and noisy black & white striped suits.
TRP may cause ILLS(Infinite Logic Loop Syndrome).
If you develop ILLS, suspend using TRP and call Tech Support.
ILLS may make you unsafe to drive, so ask a friend to help you.
Treatment of ILLS is available and recovery is possible.
Side effects of TRP may include snorkel nose, pick-up stickyballs, and memory crapping.
Less common side effects may include trembling limbo bimbo, itchy fuzz-butt stubble, and jumping Macarena beans.
Men may experience interrupted pistachio stream and/or herniated taco sauce.
Women may experience runaway Fallopian tubin' and/or made in China milk.
WARNING: Saying "footboatgoose" around strangers may cause temporary detention.
TRP is still in development, but I think it is safe to use in moderation.
Please send all concerns to whom? TRP v1.15 - Fit to Print e-mail marshfellow@yahoo.com for TRP in Wordpad format
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