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Why did Santa Cross the Road? HAIKU game

Blog Posted by Skat A : 12/21/2015 3:06:00 PM

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Date: 12/22/2015 11:59:00 AM
Since Santa is always flying he was on the ground crossing the road because his sled broke down and he was headed to a service station to have his sled repaired.
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Date: 12/21/2015 8:42:00 PM
Why Did Santa Cross the Road ... he saw a diner/and was wishing for coffee/it was a long night
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Skat A
Date: 12/21/2015 9:34:00 PM
Hi Broken, I don't blame him... a coffee sounds good
Date: 12/21/2015 8:39:00 PM
Why Did Santa Cross The Road ... .the sleigh broke down/so santa crossed the road see/to hail a ride home
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Skat A
Date: 12/21/2015 9:35:00 PM
:) good one
Date: 12/21/2015 8:37:00 PM
Why did Santa Cross The Road.... rudolph come here/stop eating the grass right now/from under the snow
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Date: 12/21/2015 8:34:00 PM
Why Did Santa Cross The Road ...poor santa lost it/a present was slipping away/he leapt from his sleigh
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Date: 12/21/2015 5:47:00 PM
Between christmas turkeys/ and easter bunnies/ a pagan's waistline
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Skat A
Date: 12/21/2015 8:05:00 PM
Ha, I love the between.... LOL
Date: 12/21/2015 5:44:00 PM
First Christmas wishes...for the prince and princess...spread the gift of love
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Skat A
Date: 12/21/2015 8:23:00 PM
so sweet
Date: 12/21/2015 5:23:00 PM
Loved your haiku and blog..Guess We need fun blogs like this at the moment..Cheers.
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Skat A
Date: 12/21/2015 9:36:00 PM
It is a must every now and then. ;)
Date: 12/21/2015 4:50:00 PM
daddy's mouth full / of milk,cookies and beard/ Santa's return
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Tim Smith
Date: 12/21/2015 5:40:00 PM
I remember those nights leaving a few crumbs and a splash of milk...don't forget the reindeer food : )
Date: 12/21/2015 4:44:00 PM
WHY DID SANTA CROSS THE ROAD... Mistletoe on tree ..... Forgot gift for 'The Mrs’.... Early night for them! HAPPY CHRISTMAS SKAT:-) Hugs Jan xx
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Skat A
Date: 12/21/2015 9:38:00 PM
LOL, that's a good one Jan.. LOL
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Jan Allison
Date: 12/21/2015 5:41:00 PM
Not with the mistletoe Tim lol:-) hugs jan xx
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Tim Smith
Date: 12/21/2015 5:38:00 PM
a cold night ahead
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Charmaine Chircop
Date: 12/21/2015 5:09:00 PM
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Date: 12/21/2015 4:38:00 PM
under the tree/ unwrapped gifts/ and arms.
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Tim Smith
Date: 12/21/2015 4:47:00 PM
I like it Charma : )
Date: 12/21/2015 3:58:00 PM
Monkey see, monkey do ** Eternity crossing roads ** Looks good in red ** LINDA
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Tim Smith
Date: 12/21/2015 5:38:00 PM
nice
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Charmaine Chircop
Date: 12/21/2015 5:08:00 PM
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Skat A
Date: 12/21/2015 4:02:00 PM
lol, like follow the leader.. I want more
Date: 12/21/2015 3:55:00 PM
sneaking from warm beds...children peeked with diamond eyes...wishing for no coal
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Charmaine Chircop
Date: 12/21/2015 5:20:00 PM
Can visualize this...lovely
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Charmaine Chircop
Date: 12/21/2015 5:06:00 PM
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Skat A
Date: 12/21/2015 4:01:00 PM
Nice one Tim. My boys have the same look in their eyes :)
Date: 12/21/2015 3:37:00 PM
WHY DID SANTA CROSS THE ROAD? Just because he could-Saw a chic misunderstood-Became Robin Hood
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Charmaine Chircop
Date: 12/21/2015 5:07:00 PM
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Poet Destroyer A
Date: 12/21/2015 4:00:00 PM
Hi Judy :) PD
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Skat A
Date: 12/21/2015 3:40:00 PM
ha, funny. Is this Robin, robbin' the hood? I want more Judy. lol
Date: 12/21/2015 3:13:00 PM
If you are quick and like having fun with haiku. Take a swing if you are fast, show me/us how many Haiku you can drop in 5 minutes. Drop by and VALIDATE a Christams Haiku, Why did Santa Cross the Road? Did he make it in your haiku? All in the name of POETRY FUN....
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Skat A
Date: 12/21/2015 3:18:00 PM
with only 5 minutes on the stopwatch, I came up with only 4 haiku. I hope that's good if it is bad TELL ME!!!!! Is there a record out there?

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