I posted this poem on 30th June
Passing Wind
Do you remember the day
When some wind went astray
And you let out a smelly old fart
Just one of those embarrassing moments, don’t let it tear you apart
A botty burp, a fart or a fluff - you may call it another name
It’s all completely natural don’t hang your head in shame
I once worked with a lad I called ‘beans boy’
Oh boy that kid sure could let rip
Think his mum fed him baked beans and curries
Cos we sure got a good whiff of it
On bad days we’d opened the windows
We’d gasp for some sweet smelling air
It was so bad I thought I’d get asphyxiated
And would be found dead in my chair
Since I posted my poem there has been an explosion of farty poems from others who have joined in the fun and brought a bit of life to the site which I find pretty lacklustre at the moment.
Many thanks to :-
Mystic Rose - Tooting All The Way To China
Casarah Nance - Whew whats that stink
Seren Roberts - Rumbling tummy
Tim Smith - Cut The Cheese AND Jan is not a smelly fart
I then Posted: Tim Smith I'm Fartbroken
C L Thornton - At The Request Of Jan Allison
Toquyen Harrell - Deadly Quiver
Jerry T Curtis - Stiles in Piles & Chez Pierre s Fart Cafe & Mikey And His Irish Ass
Peter Dome - Methane Bertha
Jenny Brewer - Jan's Fart
Mandy Tams the Golden Girl - No Farting Allowed
Peter Duggan - The Old Lady named Nell
Come on join in the fun and lets get people commenting and posting!