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Date: 1/10/2014 7:44:00 AM
Awesome!!!!! Take it to the next party and bring everyone home!!!..good for you!!!!
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Date: 1/6/2014 8:40:00 AM
Awesome Craig....hahaha. At least it wasn't a police car!
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Date: 1/5/2014 10:39:00 AM
Oh NO! LOL Fun write!
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Date: 1/5/2014 4:13:00 AM
Stolen things are the sweetest, Craig
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Date: 1/4/2014 11:19:00 PM
You got me on this one Craig. I was just ready to congratulate you on being so careful. Love, Joyce
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Date: 1/4/2014 10:38:00 PM
Man I never did get jokes?? You mean you didn't take a cab????
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Date: 1/4/2014 7:10:00 PM
: ) Don't drink and drive..Drive and drink.. Just kidding!!We should behave : ) Tnks for the smile you put on my face..I needed this
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Date: 1/4/2014 4:30:00 PM
I was just about to ask you if you were driving until I got to the last line. lol. Good decision. I'm a DD for anyone in my area all they need to do is ask.
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Date: 1/4/2014 4:05:00 PM
Hey you GOT me. I had not heard this one before. It's a GOOD one.
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Date: 1/4/2014 4:01:00 PM
That's one for my archive! Cheers, Roy
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Date: 1/4/2014 3:21:00 PM
Loved this........not only good for a laugh..........but good reminder as well !! I've got to remember this one, and tell it, at our next social outing with friends! Happy New Year, Craig
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Date: 1/4/2014 2:40:00 PM
lol love it , well done xx
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Date: 1/4/2014 11:56:00 AM
LOL I'm proud of YOU! One time last summer I was behind a slow car GRUMBLING [I get a bit of road rage:(] and I thought God is trying to slow you DOWN! So I didn't pass the person [I was considering it even though it was a no passing zone] when sure enough around the next bend was a police car parked with the radar gun out! It's not that God works in such mysterious ways it's just WE too often don't listen!
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Date: 1/4/2014 11:09:00 AM
craig, glad you got home safe..now, stay in your room and behave, lol...
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Date: 1/4/2014 11:00:00 AM
good one Craig
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Date: 1/4/2014 10:53:00 AM
You read my message! : D You didn't know that I'm clairvoyant? : D OH!!!!! It's a joke! YOU TOOK A CAB HOME! Waaaaa hahahaha! Good one, Craig!
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Date: 1/4/2014 10:35:00 AM
I got my bottle of absinthe in the mail today, WOOOO-HOOOO! But I shan't be drinking and driving on it, that's for sure! Great message, my friend :)
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