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I was born on Good Friday, April 9th 1971. I wrote my first poem when I was eight years old called "I Used to Be." Writing has been a passion for me since I was child. Starting in 1994 I began my writing career. 

I enjoy the topics of death, varioius religions, nature, animals, cancer, suicide, recovering from addiction and learning new poetry topics and themes.

From 1992 to 1995 I was included in The National Dean's List for my grade point average of 3.9. I desired to become a college professor of poetry. My mother's cancer returned and I became her care giver. Soon after she passed I was stricken with mutiple scerlosis MS. I then was unable to work. A few years later my father committed suicide. I was an only child and this devasted me. I fell into addiction and am in recovery.

My poetry and article publishings include Se La Vie Writer's Journal, Listen, Cat Chat, The Writer's Gazette, Manufacturing Systems and The Polish American Journal.

I began a memorial award set up honor for my late grandmother Anne B. Cooke in Bell's Letters in the 1990s.

I have a cassette tape of my poetry from the series Visions from Watermark Press.

I published two chapbooks Songs from Stars 1999 and Wild Irises from God's Mountainside 1999 from In His Steps Publishing.

I then published religious self chapbook Lighthouse for the Soul with my mother's Claire Gail Cooke artwork in 1999/2000 by In His Steps Publishing.

I have received two poetry medals.

My latest work is available for purchase on It a collaboration with other poets called Along the Way Poems by the Northwest Metaphorical Society 2010.

Also, I enjoy crafting with various hobbies and have sold some of my handmade items.






May The Gas Be With You Farts Part 2

Blog Posted:9/28/2021 11:50:00 AM

Greetings Beautiful Soupers 


Entries can be resubmitted, old poems, new poems too.

It does not have to be about farting...anything funny!

Any questions soup mail me.

Good Luck!

Congratulations to the Winners in my 1st contest.

Have a beautiful blessed day!

Love Chantelle hugs 

Due to Jan's response rules will change ANYONE can enter! Thank you!

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Date: 9/29/2021 1:29:00 PM
Oh, Chantelle, thanks for saying we could use old poems. Or maybe I will just write a new one. I hope to be able to place this time but we just never know!!
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Date: 9/29/2021 6:04:00 AM
Chantelle, I am happy to see you change the requirement to anyone can enter, I am sure I have another silly poem in me. And thank you so much for my great placement in your first contest, I am thrilled and could not have done it without your inspiration ~ love and serenity _Constance
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Date: 9/28/2021 9:46:00 PM
Chantelle since many do not see blogs. Put in your contest rules anyone can enter and it can be anything funny. Will write something silly first time for your contest. Am not good at it but decided to give it a go. Hope I don't mess it up miserably.
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Chantelle Anne Cooke
Date: 9/29/2021 6:19:00 AM
Rama!!! Thank you! I changed the rules in my contest. ANYONE CAN ENTER!!! Love Chantelle hugs
Date: 9/28/2021 3:19:00 PM
I will refrain from entering but I saw with Milton's contest that there were people on his winners list were on his previous one when he'd asked in his rules for those who had previously won not to enter and I suspect you will find the same thing because its hard to suppress your creativity - I will have to sit on my hands! . You are judging blind its impossible to see the winners until the contest results have been finalised. hugs Jan x
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Date: 9/29/2021 4:20:00 AM
Hi chantelle as it's a premiere contest and I won in your last one I will sit this one out, hugs Jan x
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Chantelle Anne Cooke
Date: 9/28/2021 4:08:00 PM
Thank you for your response. I have changed the rules. ANYONE can enter,! Love Chantelle and hugs
Date: 9/28/2021 12:19:00 PM
I was born on 12th March 1971. We are same age.
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Chantelle Anne Cooke
Date: 9/28/2021 12:33:00 PM
Rama! That's so cool! Thank you for sharing! Hope you enter some silliness to my contest! Love Chantelle hugs

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