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Happy Groucho Marx Quotes Day

Blog Posted:3/19/2013 4:53:00 AM
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas.  How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

Marriage is a wonderful institution but who wants to live in an institution?

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

I intend to live forever or die trying.

I was married by a judge.  I should have asked for a jury.

Those are my principals and if you don't like them....well, I have others.

Yes, they are all corny, but I think Groucho was a comedic genius and his jokes still hold up to our modern day.
Have a happy day, all!
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Date: 3/20/2013 9:20:00 PM
thanks for the cheers... Linda
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Date: 3/19/2013 8:18:00 PM
A great wit. I never missed his program. Thanks for the memories. Love, Joyce
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Date: 3/19/2013 2:46:00 PM
just loved the man...
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Date: 3/19/2013 1:36:00 PM
Dear Rick, Hope this finds YOU and YOURS Healthy and High in the Spirit. I saw the name Groucho Marx and had to read the Quotes. I remember some of them from the Marx Brother Movies Thank-YOU for the Memories and the Laughs I'm computer Illiterate and don't know how to post Quotes such as this but maybe YOU could find some Yogi Barra Quotes "I didn't say everything I said" ect. Nice to meet YOU and Welcome as a Premium Member.With LOVE ALWAYS and FOREVER YOUR Eternal Liege...Harry
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Date: 3/21/2013 8:18:00 AM
Im working on it. Rick
Date: 3/19/2013 11:29:00 AM
lol Rick the one I like is Remember men we are fighting for this woman's honour, which is possibly more than she ever did. (Duck Soup 1933)
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Date: 3/19/2013 8:41:00 AM
Ha love these Rick ,my kind of humour lol xx
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