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Teacher Word Play Poems

These Teacher Word Play poems are examples of Word Play poems about Teacher. These are the best examples of Word Play Teacher poems written by international poets.


Premium Member No Transfers
   
    Our favorite teacher was in a fix
    History class had not one, but two Dicks
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Categories: word play, giggle, student, teacher, word



Premium Member Little Miss Muffet
Little Miss Muffet loved her curds and whey,  
give me a box of cereal with cold milk and I will be on my way....

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Categories: word play, children, fun, nursery rhyme,

Premium Member Crocodile Tears
We had a most horrid schoolteacher,
And us children did all hate her,
She’d shout at us for no real reason,
And threaten to see us later,
She had...

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Categories: word play, fun, funny, humor, humorous,

Premium Member Pun Fun
My teacher who thought sun-bathing made her well-red,
graded me average, she was mean to the power hundred.

She was once a banker, but after some time...

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Categories: funny, word play,

Premium Member Harmonious Concordance
Depart from your accustomed 
typically usual routine. 
Specialize in being a generalist. 
Immerse yourself fully in the whole entirety 
of the complete volume. 
You’ll be...

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Categories: word play,



Online Learning
There was a woman whose name Caroline
She dreamed one day she could teach online
She learnt technology tools
But never tried to take schools
While teaching she found...

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Categories: word play, education, humor, humorous, word

Premium Member All Gone
Time is a funny thing,                    ...

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Categories: word play, funny, memory, time, today,

Another Karen - a Reverse Poem
My black son
He did not belong
Unwelcome
Unannounced and subsequently
Uninvited
To attend his predominately white Honors math class online
Confirmations abounded
With increasing befuddlement
By the substitute teacher
“Are You Sure?”
By a...

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© Gina Visor  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: word play, black african american, parents,

Premium Member Pareidolia
Pareidolia you just come and go,                   ...

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Categories: word play, books, crazy, funny, humorous,

Peon Oh
His piano teacher taught Danny
that Every Greek Boy Does Fanny 
But Danny-boy
Was not his joy
Instead he played New Key with Nanny...

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Categories: word play,

Premium Member My I's Don'T C Write-
 I's DON'T C  WRITE
mY I 
Has seen 
I have seen
The paragraph of my...
worst and my word do seem
To run along this parallel
Synonymatical ...

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Categories: analogy, confusion, word play,

Premium Member Tongue Twister
Timothy Tolliver Tines
Taught tax topics twenty times
Touting tax tips he tried
Till terribly tongue-tied
Twisted tongue tending to twine







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November 28, 2019
F G I series 17 tongue twister
Brian...

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© Mark Toney  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humorous, teacher, word play,

Agent 31
Killer spy
Didi Tri
(Better known as DDT)

She’s a femme fatale honeybee,
bosom deadly
A human buzzsaw,
will cut your 007 Casanova cover off

Agent 31
got an extra XX  ...

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Categories: word play, allusion, fun, psychological, word

The Mean Scene
Sometimes you can't help but go the right way
She was said to be average in math one day
When she made a scene,
And said, "That was...

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© Pat Adams  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: education, math, word play,

Premium Member This Is a Dedicated Verse- This Is the Story of Poetess Jan Allison--
This is the Story of Poetess Jan Allison--

This is a dedicated verse,
About a woman whose a poetess;
She said her name is Jan; 
And…
Jan is gracious,...

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Categories: word play, analogy, appreciation, caregiving, celebrity,


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