Humorous Word Play Poems

bulging
burgeoning
bulbous grin

widening
a widened chair
to sit him in

liking 
lotions
rubbed on chin

and greying
gruelling
sunburn skin



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sat a toad by a pond
pondering
of some words 
words of wonder
wondering
then he croaked them
gave his voice
voicing 
and looking up 
saw an audience
rejoicing

and the animals
with a...

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Little Miss Muffet loved her curds and whey,  
give me a box of cereal with cold milk and I will be on my way....

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When we set out on a road trip
We didn’t stick to the old script
And were gladly amazed
And rarely unfazed
Hitting strange towns though some were skipped

We...

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Riddles
Riddle me this Batman:
what is the middle of a fat man?
Is there anything clean
about a garbage can?
If two can dance
can Toucan Sam?
Is beige the same...

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When I grow up
I will love to know why 
People call a Snake specie Rattlesnake,
When all snakes actually Rattle

When I grow up 
I will love...

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orange swirls
from dusty footing
hiking up 
to Mars’s mountain
peaks and caps
and canyons crying
out for days
of gravel pounding
edges ledges
handhold wedges
reddish sun
through reddish mist
of burning sand
in drought-filled land
all...

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fate
crushes us
like
fatuous bugs
in
fatal rugs
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pist'n broke
male libido has vanished
an anti climax
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crone control your dragon dragging it's claw
crone your claw dragging too… dragons two
both of you, yes, you anger it's fire to flame
crone soothe your dragon...

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woodland wild conceals the sasquatch
wire-fur man, to hunters, a scarce watch
runaround trails remains the sassy catch
if only, if only... but bigfoot strides quick
wondering if found,...

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the roof
had a bird on
fat one
what a burden 
moved in
now it’s boarding
writes too
what a bard
that bird...

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fRaGmEnTs
landed HERE
  in time for
the twilight of
  life

…where
percussive villains
perform on
a global stage
as glowing slime
slithers
through one
  mendacious midpoint
  at a time &
earth's...

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my old boss
 - one of the boys 
wrote an omnibus
on the bus
not the best
it was a bust
oh, my old boss
he turned to booze...

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orbits
we surf
the sun
this
orb its
golden
loot of
treasure
or bits
of gathered
thoughts
in their
orbits...

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