Holiday Word Play Poems

Little Miss Muffet loved her curds and whey,  
give me a box of cereal with cold milk and I will be on my way....

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Word bank: Holidays
As I am finding time difficult to manage at the moment - I thought a word bank would be a good idea for...

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It's true that pork 'n' beans have
chunks that are winning

And Indian spiced pumpkin
sets your heart spinning

Pho bo's delightful, cod soup's disarming
jjamppong, French lentil --charming

Japanese dashi,...

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Driving down the distant highways
How can I survive 
Just me and my Cadillac sailing free and far
Gravity is pulling all my thoughts towards you
My comfort...

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If Australia  was a poem
It would be written in galloping Iambic
Full of characters leaning toward the laconic
Every line a simile, every name a diminutive

If...

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This is an obvious thing to say
well of course this is always the case
you are alive till the day you die
so certain for all the...

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rowing workouts ~ abs solution
from all the holiday pollution
...

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Don’t stand beneath the mistletoe;
you’ll get hit by a rocket.
But if you’re going to kiss the girl,
keep helmets in your pocket....

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~ Back in the 1970's... ok? ~


The faint of heart beat a swift retreat   
  a tall, hooded stranger crossing the street

Had...

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Loaded up and gassed
Got a four-day pass
Ramblin' in the Rockies
...Coquihalla holiday

Crested o’er the pass
Hope the brakes’ll last
Needle Peak behind me
...Coquihalla holiday

Driver’s turnin’ pale
Down the Devil’s...

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Happiness holds a historical record for having a heavenly holiday
Her husband’s husky half adds hardy hilarity huffs to her hoorays
Handy huffing hints of horribly honorable...

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Time is a funny thing,                    ...

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Christmas came to the town of Asheville
Each one asked St. Nick for a treadmill
Instead, he gave them bikes
Treating them all like tikes
Then he told them...

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Pareidolia you just come and go,                   ...

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"England and America are two countries separated by a common language." 
                ...

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