Birthday Word Play Poems

Little Miss Muffet loved her curds and whey,  
give me a box of cereal with cold milk and I will be on my way....

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Than The Grand Illusions Of Those Paradise Shores

I that dares the purple sunlight to ease my soul
splinter and enter this old, discontented heart
all the mistakes,...

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I asked my date her birthday
     She told me, 'March first.' ...

   I walked around the room
  ...

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Never advisable to be naked! 
       Unfolding ability to assume changes
       Depict funeral...

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'The Greatest ... the Most Superb ...
The Invincible Birthday Candle ..!’
It was at the peak of its career,
It was much too hot to handle.

Its boasts...

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I'm often called upon to write a verse
for someone's birthday or a funeral,
four or eight lines,
rhyme scheme of ABAB or ABBA.

But here are no rhyming...

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Time is a funny thing,                    ...

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Pareidolia you just come and go,                   ...

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Along luscious green acres banks steep grade
(in close proximity to 
Petticoat Junction) naturemade
Perkiomen Valley watershed,
verdant landscape displayed
yours truly, (a garden variety
proto human) arrayed

solely donning birthday...

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You look SO cute
In your birthday suit
What can I say
But, "Who?  Ray?"...

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Deer Colette,

Thank u four the sweater. Eye did knot no it wood cost that much. It was hire than eye thought. Eye love it! U...

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Enter the Everest that devastates,
he never ever rests and he demonstrates,
how the greatness activates traits
that forever feed hate,
into enemies with envious jealousy
and sad little nul...

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Nutty grandpa president
is talking crazy uncle Donald again
His little Chucky thumbs
is tapping epithet tweet nonsense
Batty grandpa’s been 
grumpily sucking 
on the hate hot sauce bottle
stashed...

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Dinosaur Upstairs

I used to know a Dinosaur,
Who lived on the second floor.
Not too sure what kind he was,
As I’d never seen one before.
 
It did...

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This is probably the first second time
On a third bases I have had a fourth thought
On my fifth victorious experience.
My victory proves that numbers don't...

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