Dog Watch Poems

Little yappy dog
why do you bark at the sky
and not piddle nor poo?
I let you out a time ago
but you will not go
yet sniff and...

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If a person bets you that their dog can speak French 
Do not take the bet

If a person bets you that they can spit a...

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The morning sun’s oppressive; a nasty b*tch in heat on Rizal Avenue,
Where vendors hawk their cigarettes, baloot, and dog meat barbecue.
The jeepneys buzz the intersection...

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Carrying a sleeping baby.
Cleaning after a successful party.

Camping beyond mountains more mountains.
Playing trumpet on the streets of New York City.

Eating although the food supply is...

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Verdant yard shines in pure greenness.
I admire it from my couch on the porch. 
Cat rubs my body trying to make his nest.
Arrogant butterfly walks...

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DOG WATCH



Dog walking askew in front of me 
Musta  read a sailing manual.
Listed to starboard about ten degrees
Against the taut leash on his port...

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Death Watch

It was early morning.
The sun was barely above the high hills on the other side of the lake.
I was at the end of the...

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The Captain bellowed out the order,
soon after the midnight bell;
He said, "batten down the hatches boys,
we're in for a night a hell.

Seems storm force winds...

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Sing to music of Deck the Halls




Watch the snow for big dog poopie
Ugh -ugh -ugh-ugh-ugh ugh -ugh-ugh -ugh
So unsightly, in a groupie
Ugh -ugh -ugh-ugh-ugh ugh...

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Having caught the attention of the fowl...
How does one prepare to bring it home...
One would think...this is easy enough...
Due to the fact that man has...

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