Funny Waste Poems

Why 
do we avoid
people on the street?
Not sweet!

Why
does a wheelchair
cost more than a car?
Too far!

Why
do we keep birds
that can fly in a cage?
Rage!

Why 
do we...

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Brian Johnston
April 3, 2019

Poet’s Note:
I hope the reader will appreciate the fact that I do not claim that
the title is crap free!...

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disappointed in myself today.
got up, fixed a roast, discovered my husband is still sick,
texted the children to not come over after I had already 
texted...

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At first school was cool
Had to abide by one simple rule
Read and write
And never fight
Recite the alphabet
How easy can it get?
One plus one is two
A...

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Spirited knights from a long ago age
Were transported to this century
Seeing as they had no foe to engage
They moped around aimlessly

Before their doldrums turned to...

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Waste not want not.

 Oh the rabbit went and died. 
You should have seen us all. 
The news was  like a car, 
smashed into...

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My friends Rosie, Hammond and me
Had insomnia and were in the kitchen one Sunday
Discussing The Nuclear Waste Medicine Convention
We wined and dined and had a...

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life is too short,
to be wasting it, 
reading a poem like this....

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