Funny Wars Poems
These Funny Wars poems are examples of Wars poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Wars Funny poems written by international poets.
Loose MagicLoose Magic
Pee-a-boo, I see you...
Got your nose,
and not your toes.
Skipping rocks,
and bubbles in the park.
Eye contact from across the room,
notes...
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Categories:
wars, angel, anniversary, beauty, bible,
SpaghettiSpaghetti
The meat,
the cheese,
the sauce.
The smiles,
the laughs,
the wine.
The music,
the song,
the moment...
The vow of forever!
Then...
You and I,
and the garlic bread!
A. Foster, Ann...
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Categories:
wars, crazy, cute, cute love,
The CatThe Cat
It is late,
nearly half-past nine.
You are asleep beside me.
The clock on the wall is too loud.
I need to buy another.
This...
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Categories:
wars, addiction, atheist, christian, hope,
QuestionsQuestions
What defines... success?
Is it how many people you know.
Is it where you have been,
or where you will go?
Is it who you talk...
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Categories:
wars, adventure, america, angel, anti
UU
It is cool here.
Is it hot there?
You have not written.
I have not received...
a letter.
Do you think of me?
I remember you.
I can not...
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Categories:
wars, america, angel, anniversary, anti
Mosquito Wars UpdateOne night during the Great Mosquito Wars
After a three-hour struggle
Using subterfuge, with candles, lights, "gas" -
There was not a single sighting
About the third hour, into...
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Categories:
wars, anger, bullying, feelings, funny,
The Fashion ZebraThe Fashion Zebra
I am a flake.
That is the term for people that do not follow through.
It may not be fair. I have spent...
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Categories:
wars, freedom, funny, inspirational, love,
Good MorningGood Morning
The light from the sun fills the window in the kitchen.
Not all at once mind you, but at it’s on speed.
The little...
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Categories:
wars, 9th grade, age, allegory,
Get Out of My WayMiniature storm troopers have landed
On my hot pink knock out roses
In the forms of grasshoppers and toads.
Trampling them, and hurting their feelings.
Garden faeries are getting...
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Categories:
wars, 5th grade, 6th grade,
Yawning WarsIt's getting late at night
The perfect time to start a war
All we needs a keeper
Someone to hold the score
I come on rather strongly
Right out the...
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Categories:
wars, funny, humor,
The Day of the Quote WarsIN HONOR OF THE MAN WHO STARTED IT ALL
My Friend John
The Day (of the Quote Wars)
The Day was gray with wisps of smoke, like...
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Categories:
wars, allegory, funny, imagery, words,
Jabba Dabba Doooo -- Star Wars--Jabba the Hutt has a spur up his butt
that makes him as mean as a wasp
If you stop for a look, at that glutton of...
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Categories:
wars, character, funny, universe,
Star Wars LimericksI write Star Wars limericks with aplomb.
'Cuz Star Wars is simply the bomb!
But they don't appear
On this nice website here,
They're at Starwarslimericks dot blogspot dot...
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Categories:
wars, funny, science fictionstar, star,
Strumpet Meets Star WarsFor trick or treating Stella the strumpet
Got dressed up as a butterscotch crumpet
Caught his eye – Jabba the Hutt
...
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Categories:
wars, funny, holidayhalloween,
The Bulldog's Car WarsShe and vehicles,
Adversaries forever,
No quarter given
And none asked on either side.
The metal beasts smell money,
Wound themselves to devour it.
It doesn't matter
How she tries to hide...
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Categories:
wars, daughter, funny, life