Baby Warning Poems

Another shift ends. I'm dead on my feet.
Too shagged to even eat.
The word leads (inevitably) to you...
I slipped the timesheets from work today.
Another incident occurred...
Sweetie,...

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Let these be other dire warnings to all of you who have ever had any dealings with the devilish occultist activities: The most popular one...

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When I Wear Your Favourite Dress 

Oh, I'm so paranoid
I start to shake and take double glances over my shoulder like some psycho's gonna stab...

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Whether the Good Lord or Charles Darwin gave Adam his fruit

Regardless of ideology versus faith rules our common pursuit


We need to accept that life is...

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Everybody's Baby

She was everybody's baby;
Oh it made her proud! 
She had ruby lips and platinum hair;
She was  bold and she was loud.

She was everybody's...

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ah, tis in regard to praise worthy of zee
sylph van halen wondrous sigh door house 
   where boot LIX phallic ruled thee, 
this...

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I crossed my legs but there was a flood
Blushing red I hope folks understood
But my waters had burst
And the baby's my first
Guess I'm ready to...

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A gravid young lady named Prue
Was bursting to go to the loo
She crossed her legs tight
With all of her might
It’s what pregnant ladies go through!

21st...

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Ice cream late at night;
I sneak upstairs for a bite.
Try as I may,
Daddy knows what I hide.

Light up my newport,
drink a full coffie cup.
Neon rainbows...

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If any of of you ever give any bad news to me
about Anything, 
be it something you heard on the news or something you know...

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In a drunken stupor, I fall down on my comforter
Baby blue sky covered in fluffy clouds of cotton.
I kick off my shoes, faded pink chuck...

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