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Humorous Wants Poems

These Humorous Wants poems are examples of Wants poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Wants Humorous poems written by international poets.

She Wants To Show She Still Has a Man

Attending flower show with wife, Mr. Mouse feels dread.
She ignores him completely, and runs way up ahead.
Jotting down notes, and shushing him every single time.
He...

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Categories: wants, humorous,

Drew Wants To Know

Sometimes I get to wondering, why?
Almost any old subject will do,
          For I have one of...

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Categories: wants, age, child, grandson, humorous,

My Son Wants To Talk About Tooth Decay

we're in a cafe and he's unsure if he can
finish his slice of CAKE, one of those 
fondant numbers and so we've made an arrangement
which...

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Categories: wants, humor, humorous,

Wants V's Needs

WANTS V’S NEEDS

I wanted the handbag, one for me and one for Darlene 
At 5.3 million apiece, I only had £50, imagine the scene

I would...

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Categories: wants, appreciation, drink, flower, food,

The Writer In Me, Wants You To Know

I create                                             ...

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Categories: wants, celebration, dream, feelings, giggle,

The Guv'Ment Wants To Change My Name

Unruly rabble demolished statues of General Robert Lee.

Now, the politically correct clique is a-comin' after me!

My name is Robert Lee as well and 'twas so...

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Categories: wants, humorous,

Believe Me Love Never Wants

Believe me...Love never wants...!
Do you ever fall in love once ?
Off course, i do yes from your side,

Believe me...Love never wants...!
Hurting anyone, destroying anything,
Flirting with...

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Categories: wants, boyfriend, feelings, humorous, hurt,

A Girl Just Wants To Have Fun

Friday night and I am already high as a kite plus this is a girl’s night out.
I will take a nap to lower my high...

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Categories: wants, freedom, fun, giggle, humor,