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Funny Version Poems

These Funny Version poems are examples of Version poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Version Funny poems written by international poets.

Route 66ish No 10

Route 66ish No 10

There was a young girl from Nantucket,
Who collected her eggs in a bucket,
One fell on her toe,
So she really let go,
And cried...

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Categories: version, america, funny,

Saint Patrick the Welsh Version

A Welshman with a little wick
Stood accused of hiding a stick
It caused Nuns to faint
They made him a Saint
And the faithful queued to pat Rick...

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Categories: version, funny,

Beer Goggles the Womans Version

after being dumped by my ex, i was really not in the mood.
But my bestie decided to take me out for some cocktails and some...

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Categories: version, funny, , cute,

Beer Goggle the Mans Version

Whilst drinking in a bar with my mates, i started to get "that feeling"
i ended up getting so pissed, that you could have scraped me...

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Categories: version, funny,

My Telephone Version 2

Winter nights, the darkness comes quick
Key in door, to an empty house
Jacket falls fast right on the floor
I stare at the stand, at the telephone...

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Categories: version, beauty, funny, funny love,

Memoirs of An Old Man, the Laughing Version

‘I rant until i tattle.’
An old man said to me.
With boulders brass in battle
For Country, Queen and sea.

Lest not aghast a fattie,
Good heavens or abode.
We...

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Categories: version, funny, hilarious, humor, humorous,

Where Frozen Embers Still Burn : the Funny Version

where frozen embers still burn
my doctor says is a thing you earn
i ask him if it is a large mass
as he quietly looks up my...

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Categories: version, romance,

11 Eleven Types of Facebook Users Muslim Version

In the Name of Allah
The Most Gracious
The Most Merciful

11 Types Of FACEBOOK
Users

A poem about eleven
users
On FaceBook –Just
from my observation:
Not to brag nor to
annoy anyone -
This...

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Categories: version, internet

With a Little Salt and Lime - Edited Version

***Based on the song 'The Sounds of Silence by Simon & Garfunkel

Hello Jose my old friend
I'm here to guzzle you again
The party started before afternoon
I...

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Categories: version, funny, music,

Kamikazee Kid---Extended Version of Kid's Nowadays Including Bonus Footage

Lemme tell ya'
about a kid 
whose mind is so far down the gutter
he was seen scheming on another kid's mother
being obscene
at the scene he
whistled and...

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Categories: version, funny, teen, urban,

Bobby Mcgee - the Police Report Version

BOBBY MCGEE  -   THE  POLICE REPORT VERSION

Unemployed and destitute in Baton Rouge
Intending to steal an illegal ride on a train
Feeling tired...

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Categories: version, adventure, funny, music, nostalgia,

Not Again....(Another Version)

Oh no, you like me too?
But we're friends, been friends for a while.
I apologize that I don't 
feel the same way you do, and know...

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Categories: version, friendship, loveme, , cute,

Oh! This Is My Version of "the Cat and the Fiddle"

Hey diddle diddle
Hey! wheres the fiddle?
have seen the cat any where?
Hey! He's over there 
puking up his hair....... 
And the cow? where is she?
Oh! she's...

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Categories: version, animals, fantasy, funny, imagination

Since You'Ve Been Gone (Edited Version)

(Verse 1)
Since you’ve been gone
The emotions that have come out
Changes that are still coming round
Sky’s of gray lingering slowly over head

(Bridge)
wishing things happened so differently
that...

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Categories: version, introspection, lost love, love,