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Humorous Verse Poems

These Humorous Verse poems are examples of Verse poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Verse Humorous poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Darla gets her nose pierced
When Darla got a paper cut she went ballistic.
Reacted the way others acted if their arm was gnawed off.
If someone bumped her she complained for...

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Categories: verse, humorous,



Premium Member how was it back in the day
How was it back in the day? The second-grader asked me.
I knew by now he thought I was at least a hundred and three.
We rode...

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Categories: verse, humorous,

Premium Member That Was Then, This Is Now
I love hearing stories,
stories from my grandparents.
They love to tell stories,
stories from many years ago.
Grandma tells about bread,
when black showed up they would cut if off.
Then...

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Categories: verse, blue, child, food, grandparents,

i missed you
.

               your spot were 
      ...

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Categories: verse, anti bullying, humorous,

Premium Member A time to reflect - Is The True Writer Gone
"A Writer must Feel The Words So The Reader Can Feel The Words. By Poet"


Have you heard about this new thing,
this new thing called AI.
Is...

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Categories: verse, friend, poetry, poets, writing,



Premium Member I Saw God But Now What
Did you ever look up to the big bright blue sky,
I did and I saw the blue eyes of God.
I know He is watching over...

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Categories: verse, blue, joy, rain, sky,

Premium Member powerful witch
She made a little list
I hoped my name was not on it
I had seen what she can do.
Without half trying

She can turn you into concrete
With...

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Categories: verse, humorous,

Premium Member Blame
Quote: A man can fail many times, but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame somebody else. By John Burroughs


Life has many ups...

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Categories: verse, child, hurt, life, people,

Premium Member terrified by the TV
Monsters are sitting around staring in horror at the TV
Feeling terrified by what they have seen and might yet have to see
These creatures are horrible,...

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Categories: verse, humorous, love,

Premium Member The Twilight Zone
Many knew my best friend,
Rod Serling.
Rod told stories back in the sixties,
or should I say a story within a story.
I was mesmerized by each story...

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Categories: verse, friend, happiness, time, world,

Premium Member Tir na nog - A Tragic Epic Saga
Tír na nÓg - A Tragic Epic Saga

ye hear, of a leprechaun and a unicorn who met in a field’s corner
a he and she, she...

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Categories: verse, dark, fantasy, fun, funny,

Premium Member The Gigglephant And Giraffalaugh
a gigglephant and giraffalaugh
in a junglement’s delight
did swing on a vine
most of the time
but today decided to fight
set to did they
but laugh did they
and tried...

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Categories: verse, animal, fun, funny, giggle,

Premium Member Captain Of Your Own Ship
A wise poet said:
“You are captain of your own ship!”
My employer said: “Not here, Buddy!”
My wife said, “Yes dear, after you take
out the garbage and...

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Categories: verse, dad, giggle, humorous, husband,

Premium Member have you seen the peanut car
All day long I heard the first graders talking about the peanut car.
I knew there was not such a thing, but I humored them.
Who saw...

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Categories: verse, humorous,

Premium Member Man I Am exhausted
So much effort
goes into feeling well...Man,
I’m exhausted! There’s nausea
from supplements, the squeak
and throb, Just One More Rep!~ exercising…
Man, I’m exhausted! 
    ...

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© Joe Dimino  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: verse, humorous, husband, inspirational, nonsense,


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