Humorous Verse Poems

These Humorous Verse poems are examples of Verse poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Verse Humorous poems written by international poets.


Premium MemberDecry The Ace by Greg Gaul
None's more a noble try
Than to pop one in on the fly

Takes deft swings to cram one in
Others glance 'em off the pin

For such a...

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Categories: verse, angst, funny, golf, humorous,

Premium MemberSOS Palindrome by Ralph Sergi
SOS Palindrome

Performing a deed is my first goal

A tenet contrasted in this fold

A civic duty to behold

My wisdom is as a radar bleep

To utilize it...

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Categories: verse, humorous,



Premium MemberI stood within the masses by RUDOLPH RINALDI
I stood within the masses
as they yelled out you are not one of us
and felt relieved 
...

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Categories: verse, crazy, funny, humor, humorous,

Premium Memberbeat the system and rent by RUDOLPH RINALDI
beat 
the system
and rent 

one expensive handgun 
one bullet 
and life insurance

and fire 
a compassionate note
of understanding

to the gun store and the politicians 
who were...

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Categories: verse, humor, humorous, political, satire,

Premium MemberOur whims with acronyms by Gershon Wolf
We have our whims with acronyms,
especially with our Presidents:
   Remember JFK and RFK?
   ~ They paved the way for LBJ.

'Course FDR...

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Categories: verse, america, humorous, political, power,

Premium MemberA Private Named Moon by Caren Krutsinger
There once was a private named Moon.

He was taller than most in his platoon.

Some said he was a kind hearted goon.

His problem was a drill...

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Categories: verse, 10th grade, 11th grade,

Fair Warning by Sandra Weiss
I have been referred to as, 
Miss, Mrs. and Ms.
Sandra, Sandy, and the more familiar San
This is my name, it's who I am.
But, I give...

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Categories: verse, fun, humorous, light, silly,

The Twerking Two Step by roger turner
I was dancing at a dance club
Two stepping all about
When my thumb, it found a belt loop
And I couldn't get it out

I shifted and I...

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Categories: verse, america, cute, dance, fun,

Premium MemberA Butt Tuba by Emile Pinet


Someone on the subway’s playing a butt tuba
whoever this boob is...his flagellant notes stink.
And when some, borrow or rob, panhandler gets off
I fine tuned my...

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Categories: verse, 8th grade, 9th grade,

Premium MemberA Poet Fell In Love by Nina Parmenter
A poet fell in love - the worst affliction for a poet!
He mused for tangled hours about how best to let her know it,
So first...

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Categories: verse, humor, humorous, longing, love,

Premium MemberTHE ROYAL WEDDING EVENING GUEST by Darryl Ashton
The happy couple have named
the day, a guest list penned
with care,
I receive a card to save the 
date so buy a new hat to wear.

The...

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Categories: verse, humorous,

Premium MemberDANCE DANCE DANCE by Robert Haigh
DANCE! DANCE! DANCE!

He was sitting there all alone,
perfecting different ways to beat boredom,
when she waltzed into his lacklustre life.
She was a lovely mover and she...

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Categories: verse, dance, humorous, love,

Premium MemberStill-Billy Bubba by Gregory R Barden

Bubba loved to tend the still
     For otherwise the drip was swill
         ...

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Categories: verse, analogy, grandfather, humorous,

Hiz and herz by James Peranteau
     



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Goblin smile by Winston Ritson
A corner lifted
Like today's dawn 
Bright burnt redness
The goblin smiled.

A lip curved
Like today's moon 
Cookie cut darkness
The goblin smiled.

A teeth peeped 
Like today's lightening,
Zig zag...

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Categories: verse, fun, humor, humorous, myth,

Premium MemberCoo-Coo Dye a Log by Gershon Wolf
"Wood Yukon sitter cheek and rums ticks," Kay tasked.
  "Gnome am," Pea tour re-plyed.

"Wye knot?" Kay tasks.
  "Beek us eye cants tanned cheek...

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Categories: verse, food, humorous, word play,

Premium MemberA BARKING MAD TALE by Darryl Ashton
Hello! I'm Slipper the
labrador
And I'm my owner's
pride and joy.
He tells everyone I'm
the best dog ever
And that I'm a very
good boy.


I got an A-plus in
obedience classes,
They...

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Premium MemberTHE BOOBY PRIZE by Darryl Ashton
Three friends scooped 
the prizes in a raffle
at their club,
They met up again days
later at their local pub.

The first man said: 'I
enjoyed my crate of
beer,...

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Premium MemberAsp by Gershon Wolf
A-s-p are three high-functioning letters
And while I imagine that some might do better
  Here are some ways to bring them together

At the start of...

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Categories: verse, humorous, word play, words,

Premium MemberCongratulations by Caren Krutsinger
I received many get well cards
When I returned to work.

My favorite one said, “Mrs. K, 
Congratulations on your new baby.”

I’m 65.

I really wish it had...

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