Teen Vanity Poems

so ten of your teeth were pulled

and then your mouth crown jeweled

you must think us daffy

you ate all that taffy

insurance claim overruled.
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Pay Shylock his pound
of flesh, give Richard his horse,
let Juliet love anew.

Let go of the ghost - 
Shakespeare’s doomed heroes
- pronounce them all dead.

Fight no...

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When youthfulness is booming, 
And beauty is live streaming;
While she tops her elegant eighteen 
Assured she’s no more a teen
As she advertises like a slay...

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Each stanza is a 5-7-5 Haiku

You don’t know me
Not really. You just might see
someone smiling bright

You might hear a laugh
skipping off my dark surface
inside I...

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Once upon then when he was young, 
He thought he was the best of the lot,
Better than all of the other folks there, 
That he’d...

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A high school graduate sits at a liquor store,
looking at her life sweetly slipping in the hands
of people she calls friends.
Every guy in the street...

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We both came
Each alone
One before the other
Like the orderliness of God's seven days

Joyful cries and happy tears
Casts we had become
On this stage
Created in seven days

We...

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buck wild
rodeo style
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PENNED ON AUGUST 14, 2014!...

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When writing righting poetry proceed with the following corporeal caution:

assimilate before u ass assume
build before u buldge
concentrate before u copulate
deride before u dicktate
engulf before u...

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Skinny is the dream

It's the goal isn't it?

You won't be happy unless you're skinny, unless you're a clone

Boys won't give you the time of day

You...

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