Funny Tortoise Poems
These Funny Tortoise poems are examples of Tortoise poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Tortoise Funny poems written by international poets.
Having Tortoise Family To TeaWe invited the new family to Sunday tea.
Who knew they would all tortoises be?
We pretended it was normal, Gram and me.
They did not reach for...
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tortoise, humorous,
Time Tortoise PatienceCranked a surprise with his jack in the box
Chained stays my flower in...
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tortoise, candy, desire, fun, funny,
The Tortoise That BarkedMy Tortoise started barking
so I took it for a walk,
I put him on a little leash
which made the neighbours talk,
I threw a tiny stick for...
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tortoise, children, funny,
If a Tortoise, If a TurtleDedicated to my favourite poet - Shelley
If a tortoise, if a turtle
You are never going to hurtle
Witness how your limbs are placed
Splayed east to west,...
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tortoise, animal, destiny, funny, health,
Tortoise and the HareIf a turtle could.
He would walk faster- maybe.
Find some dynamite....
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tortoise, black african american, fun,
The Tortoise and the GeeseThe lake was then dry, not even dank,
The tortoise himself had grown lank.
The fox had departed the field,
Since the scorching sun was no shield.
The geese,...
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tortoise, philosophy,
The Untold Story of the Tortoise and the Hare
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There once was a hare who searched for love
who combed the fair forest high above
he swam through the loch
looked under each rock
when at last found...
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tortoise, funny,
Butti the TortoiseButti the tortoise from the zoo has flown the coop
Your brother Tutti misses you, you little poop
...
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tortoise, animals, funny
The Tortoise and the HareI remember it was this day 21st of June
I sauntered into a famous furniture mart.
They have developed a hotel type room.
They offer the...
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tortoise, funny,