Humorous Than-Bauk Poems

Standing in queue
smell of poo, yuck!*
no loo in sight.

Hold place in line  
will be fine, soon
not mine, for sure.

Embarrassment ~~
pungent scent, too
need mint to...

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One Snowflake falls
                   Then follows all
 ...

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Our big happy 
family, since 
granny left will!

NB Wills can be divisive in a wry humorous way.

Date created and submitted : 30 November 2020...

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So blind is he,
fails to see her
turn bee…flirting.

November 29, 2020
Syllable count : 4 per line (howmanysyllables.com)
Contest : Than-Bauk Me
Sponsor : Charles Messina...

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If by degrees
You striptease, Ma'am
You'll please old Sam...

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Much Too Close - TB


The frog leaped high!
Closed each eye tight
when I crouched down.

My face too near...
without fear...he
headgear became!


January 31, 2019

For Contest, 'Any Theme Than-Bauk'
sponsored...

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Pete paced the floor
are you sure - scan 
shows four ... Pete faints!

Any theme Than Bauk Contest
Sponsored by Charles Messina

1/28/19...

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Blue jean was bought
As the right size
But fit was big













For Than Bauk On Human Folly
Sponsored by Marugu Mo
Eight Place
3-10-2016...

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Nabbed by a cop
Tried to stop crime
Said “drop the loot”

Crook went to jail
Made his bail quick
More detail at six

Turned a new leaf
Tired of grief now
A...

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Helping  Staff

      After clashes
       Wife rushes prompt
      and...

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The Project


Son's science quest,
insect nest finds;
school's best project.

Saves in his room.
Wakes to doom when
with gloom, he cries.

Hundreds now crawl.
Every wall sports
hatched small mantes.


Sandra M. Haight

~9th...

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