Humorous Teen Love Poems

my girlfriends dad is so nice

sold me a canoe half price

but on our first date

we got home quite late

saved by flotation device.
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One thundering Thursday, in a thicket of trees I had thought I had thunk a real thought.
I was thinking deeply, when alas, creepily, a thought...

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It didn’t work out. *sigh*
What were the odds? Statistics...
 - love isn’t baseball.

Where do regrets start?
Should I regret the sunset
 - or mourn holding hands?

Or...

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A time for us when we were young,                 ...

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I'm love’s iPad ready for an embrace.
Steve Jobs got credit for the touch interface
But mine's up and running with all the updates
I'm love's police regulating...

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My girl wanted to go the matinee movies,
so she asked    me too

Miss Pretty Brown Eyes
was ever a looker for a good time
in...

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