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Funny Surgeon Poems

These Funny Surgeon poems are examples of Surgeon poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Surgeon Funny poems written by international poets.


The Surgeon Kicked the Cat
Operating room. From under the table- "Meow!"
The surgeon kicked the cat- with a gently stroke.
The cat start begging much  more loud.
The surgeon said- "Well....

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Categories: surgeon, cat, funny,



The Turkey Surgeon
I get this job every year
I have never been to medical school and I am just a lowly nurse
Yet it seems that every year my...

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Categories: surgeon, america, funny, thanksgiving, thanksgiving

The Surgeon
We praise the colorectal surgeon,
Misunderstood and much maligned;
Slaving away in the heart of darkness,
Working where the sun don't shine.

Let's call on the rectal surgeon,
It's a...

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Categories: surgeon, funny, heart, heart, sun,

Designer and Surgeon
Is it possible to ever attain
a truly objective evaluation?

     A beachwear fashion designer
     and a post-mortem surgeon,
...

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Categories: surgeon, funny, people, social, may,


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