Humorous Support Poems

The Girls

Perfumed and groomed, 
ribbons in their hair, so fair, 
they are beautiful... 
to me. 

Shorty, she is the clever hound, 
that knows how to...

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Her Irish support is just flawless.
But St. Pat’s? Erin gets pretty lawless.
For this time each year,
it’s exceedingly clear:
the green beer makes Erin Go Braugh less.
...

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Next to a wise man
     a brilliant woman, a muse
         never  Medusa...

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Jock stumbled - pals called him a wus
(No injury was obvious)
But Jock bruised his willy
And now he feels silly
With todger strapped up in a truss...

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Jock stumbled - pals called him a wus
(No injury was obvious)
But Jock bruised his willy
And now he feels silly
With todger strapped up in a truss...

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In calm waters as well as in strife,
there are moments in everyone's life
when a dog treats you better
— from a pug to a setter —
than...

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There is no better enemy than ones’ loving family and friends
For it is they who know all the ifs' and where your troubles begin
No need...

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When you laugh, the world

     Will laugh with you, and when you

         ...

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I timidly knocked on his office door,
covered my ears for his usual roar
as I knew he would let fly

THE ANSWER'S NO,
NOW WHAT DO YOU WANT...

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