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Humorous Sometimes Poems

These Humorous Sometimes poems are examples of Sometimes poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Sometimes Humorous poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Sometimes There Are Just Too Few Syllables
One
Or two
Maybe three
Or perhaps, four
Five is pushing it
It’s surely never six
And seven would be insane
On eight my chin would hit the floor
But nine is just...

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Categories: sometimes, addiction, humorous,



Sometimes
Sometimes my poems are funny
Sometimes my poems make you think
Sometimes my poems leave you puzzled
And sometimes my poems… well they just stink...

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Categories: sometimes, fun, happiness, humor, humorous,

Premium Member Sometimes
Sometimes I think; sometimes, I do not
     Sometimes I can’t remember what I forgot,
Sometimes I wonder whether, or not
  ...

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Categories: sometimes, how i feel, humorous,

Premium Member Sometimes I Wish
Sometimes I wish I could go back in Time, 
salivating for intelligent conversation...I think,
Shakespeare would have been interesting -- 

Most people today, seeming more programmed
than...

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© Joe Dimino  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: sometimes, culture, freedom, humorous, hyperbole,

Premium Member The Lion and Courage
When you think-Courage,                      ...

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Categories: sometimes, courage, day, power, prayer,



Premium Member Opinions We All Have Some
We all have them good and bad, 
sometimes happy or sad. 
They could be right or they could be wrong, 
we may even sound like...

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Categories: sometimes, drink, happy, humorous, sad,

Dreams - I Just Wish I Could Remember Sometimes
What Was That on My Mind – While You were Snoring

Tonight, when I fall asleep
I know I will dream a thousand dreams
But not that many...

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Categories: sometimes, appreciation, giggle, hilarious, humorous,

Premium Member Even the Oppossum Stuck Up Her Nose
Our cupboards are full of junk no one would ever eat.
My husband has this little buy-too-many groceries problem.
Especially if they are on sale.
"I'm saving you...

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Categories: sometimes, animal, food, humorous, husband,

In a Smear
In a smear the nicest ink 
can insufferably stink.

Volodymyr Knyr
2017...

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Categories: sometimes, conflict, corruption, hate, humorous,

Charles Bukowski Road Not Chosen
Charles Bukowski Road Not Chosen
 
While reading Charles Bukowski poetry
On the metro ride home
Listening to Buddha bar music
On my oh too hip IPod
 
I begin...

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© Jake Aller  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: sometimes, anger, anxiety, career, change,

Ceasar Salad
People think plants are not violent 
This is where I will tend to disagree
Have you ever seen a vine strangle a tree?
What about when a...

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Categories: sometimes, allegory, culture, earth, emotions,

Fly By
Past the layby fly
Cars with petrol in their tanks
Going home for tea
We're not going anywhere
Pancake flattened battery

by Gail...

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Categories: sometimes, car, food, humorous, irony,

Premium Member Sometimes I Take Flight
Although some things might make me want to fight,
at times I have the instinct to take flight.
I noticed this at first when I was ten.
It...

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Categories: sometimes, humorous,


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