Funny Snake Poems

1

sunflowers ring
teenagers ChatGPT
Sapphic know-how

2
her décolleté blouse
and see-through saree—
curve’s vanity

3
a curled snake
with fangs ready to poison
love’s narrow passage

4
sky’s canvas-
disfigures in no time
my funny face

5
she wrings her...

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I saw 
some mouses 
and
Two multicoulored 
snakes.

The snakes 
Hunted
The mouses.

After seeing those 
Two venomous
And dangerous  
Reptiles , 

I stoped
Labouring the ground 
To chase the snakes.

Luckly...

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Let me tell you a story
One day, near summer’s end
Martha and her husband
Went canoeing with a friend

Suddenly a log’s there!
And what can Martha do?
Then she’s...

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I have a ‘snake slayer,’
a derringer I carry
when hiking in dry States.

So when I saw the coiled rattlesnake
sunbathing on a dusty track
I unholstered, 
ready to...

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A snake, peacock, dragon, and fish egg walk into a bar…
What color was the fish egg?  How big was it? Where did it come...

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When it comes to baking a cake
Make sure not to put in a snake
   Unless, of course, it's a fake
   By...

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A man from Bancock
Got a exscruisiating nasty shock
For he was sat on the throne
But he was not alone 
A very large snake
came up from the...

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Sammy snake had a cold
with a nose that was always runny
now where could he keep a hanky
no pockets in his skin life wasn't funny

he tried...

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He hunted snakes, raided nests of snake babies, tied strings to their tails,
took them to school. Tucked inside his desk, baby snakes escaped,
slithered down, made...

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There once was a couple, called Adam and Eve
Who a little joke they did conceive
They told all,  that as they walked
They met a snake...

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~~Max And The Snake~~

Max is scared of spiders
Insects and butterflies too
He doesn’t like kittens or cats
But he likes a rabbit or two.
Max is adorable and...

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"Let's spread the word of the Lord!" they exclaimed
"Knocking on doors - surely none could be blamed!"
   It's simply a matter of time
...

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Sly snake what a rakish slither
belly walker cunning talker
Persuade the moon to buy the sky
Charging moonbeams by the hour


**I think this is the first one...

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There once was a banker from Britain

Who sat on a snake and was bitten

    But his assets were apprised

   ...

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slittering reptile
                       ...

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